My school has a secret geek society. It's called the Reach Team, and I'm on it. The Reach Team, to describe it more actally is a collection of five students who play trivia at lunchtime, and bejeezus it's fun! I've decided to memorize all of the Capital Cities in the world, even if it kills me and pollutes my brain with useless knowledge. Anyways, we get to make geeky t-shirts to identify ourselves! I keep insisting on a violently garish shade of pink, which would obviously heighten our geek status and allow the English teachers (who are also our coaches) to match their clothes. The English department matches their outfits, it's kinda weird. However, the same English department wants violently garish yellow shirts because our school colours are "green and gold", and last years team shirts were green (neither violent nor garish). We've also decided to put the names of various Wizard of Oz characters on the sleeve and an 8 word sentence whose words can be arranged at will on the backs of the shirts. My Wiz character is the Wicked Witch, of course but so far I'm having trouble thinking of an 8 word sentence. "Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough monkeys" was rejected. Will you folks comment and help me think of a frighteningly witty rearrangeable sentence?
In another story, today I received my Adam and the Ants shirt from eBay and also found a very ironic website dishing out advice on how to be punk. Ironic, no?