Spring's Ugliest Trend

Let's all give a round of applause to Spring's ugliest trend. Yes my friend, it is the horrible, hideous, dreaded gaucho pant. Can I possibly express to you how ugly these pants/capris/culottes are? Hopefully you're not blind and can judge that for yourself instead of listening to me wax poetic. Don't be fooled by the perfectly toned stomachs of the models in question. Without those the gaucho pants in the picture are nothing. They are a monster in disguise just waiting to prey on their next fashion victim. These terrible pants/capris/culottes are actually semi-popular at my school and I cannot stress how unflattering they are. EVERYONE looks simply awful in them, and you are no exception to the rule. Don't ask me if those pants make you look fat, 'cause you know I'll tell the truth. Even this model looks a healthy weight in these, and is it really that unfair to speculate that she's plagued by an eating disorder?