L.L. Bean

Even though she never seems to buy a thing from it, my mom receives the L.L. Bean catalogue - the fashion bible of a middle-aged prepster. So I was flipping through it after school today when I discovered something fascinating. Some of the stuff in there isn't all that bad. I could totally get into these pink plaid slip-ons and the polos and cable knit sweaters. It was then when a frightening concept dashed upon my mind. I thought the unthinkable - What if I only wore L.L. Bean clothes for an entire year? To be honest with you I would probably never do it and even if I did it would be many years in the future. I think maybe I'll wait until my 20's to start looking like a middle-aged prep, but until then all I have to say is...I w want those freakin' shoes!