Oh. My. God. Who the fuck designed these shoes? They're absolutely awful! Espadrilles are supposed to be earthy, with the rope and all. Then you add sequins and turn them into the shoe equivalent of Vegas hookers? Eww. Plus, what's up with those ankle straps. These should only be worn with wiiide bell bottoms so that the bottom of the pantleg covers these bad boys up.
Hobo bags should die. Metallic hobo bags should suffer. I know the canvas is supposed to be beachy and the gold is supposed to dress it up a bit, but it just ends up looking a bit like a Frankenstein-created bisexual schizophrenic. Very very confused.