Old...Gravy!

Very soon, an Old Navy claims to be opening in my local mall, so I figured I should skip on over to the website in order to see if there was anything nice on there. The selection turned out to be pretty "hit or miss", and I'll out line some of the rather nice items and some of the more tragic ones...First up is this shirt with a pretty lady on it. She's pretty, the sketching is delicate and it's a bit of an hippie t-shirt for Old Navy overall.


Oh. My. God. Who the fuck designed these shoes? They're absolutely awful! Espadrilles are supposed to be earthy, with the rope and all. Then you add sequins and turn them into the shoe equivalent of Vegas hookers? Eww. Plus, what's up with those ankle straps. These should only be worn with wiiide bell bottoms so that the bottom of the pantleg covers these bad boys up.

This shirt is pretty sweet. I love sincere and sweet yet disorganized pieces - and this beadwork is perfect for describing that. It's so random and cute!

Hobo bags should die. Metallic hobo bags should suffer. I know the canvas is supposed to be beachy and the gold is supposed to dress it up a bit, but it just ends up looking a bit like a Frankenstein-created bisexual schizophrenic. Very very confused.

There. That was my Old Navy journey for the day. May your adventures in generic fashion serve you well.