Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Why I Hate Margherita Missoni
Why exactly do I hate Margherita Missoni? Because she's not really a person. She's a robotic advertisement for her mom's clothes. She wears Missoni and only Missoni which makes for about the most boring celebrity wardrobe on earth. It's really too bad she only wears Missoni because the clothes aren't even nice. The textiles are way too loud and contrived. They try to be bright and noticeable but all I see is a big smear of ugly all over Margherita's body. And face. Maybe I should feel sorry for her. Maybe her mother forces her to dress like that. That poor little doll Margherita, being forced to wear whatever Mummy wants her to. But the real question is, why the hell would her mother want her to look that terrible?