Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Why I Hate Margherita Missoni


Why exactly do I hate Margherita Missoni? Because she's not really a person. She's a robotic advertisement for her mom's clothes. She wears Missoni and only Missoni which makes for about the most boring celebrity wardrobe on earth. It's really too bad she only wears Missoni because the clothes aren't even nice. The textiles are way too loud and contrived. They try to be bright and noticeable but all I see is a big smear of ugly all over Margherita's body. And face. Maybe I should feel sorry for her. Maybe her mother forces her to dress like that. That poor little doll Margherita, being forced to wear whatever Mummy wants her to. But the real question is, why the hell would her mother want her to look that terrible?

17 comments:

Danielle said...

She's all buddy buddy with Zac Posen (who isn't?) so she wears his stuff when she's with him. But a free designer wardrobe? Why not? This outfit you've pictured is heinous, but I quite like the classic 1970s Missoni. They're a vertically integrated manufacturer and as such have really expanded the technical repetoire of knitwear design. But I guess that just makes me a huge design nerd.

Danielle said...

I got to see her in person once, actually. She's incredibly beautiful and lucky. If I was her I'd enter the family business, but of course she'd rather be an actress or whatever... I tell you opportunity is wasted by the designer-borne... sigh... I wish I was her.

Leith said...

Missoni has some nice dresses but yeahhh wearing only one designer always? LAME. Maybe she's a really bad kid and her mom's punishing her?
Poor girl.

Meredith said...

THANK YOU!
Someone finally agrees with me!!

Isabel said...

Did any of you see her on Oprah? The whole "family business" catch was pretty sweet, but I'm still not a fan. Where did you see her in person, Danielle? That's pretty neat, I'm fascinated by the concept of celebrity.

anna said...

thank you,i totally agree,get over and out of it will ya...
btw love ure blog..linked u back...

Danielle said...

Her father did a speech at my school that she attended. Someone asked her if she wanted to follow in the family business and she said she wanted to be an actress. The envy in a room full of fashion students was palpable. All that opportunity casually tossed aside!

Pwiz007 said...

Minx Alert -> Margherita Missoni

laura said...

actually i used to see her evey week and she's really down to earth and a pretty good actress, so if that's what she's into what do you care, not everyone was born to be in the fashion industry, and too bad if she has to wear Missoni outfits, but, uhmm.. isn't it logical?..

Anonymous said...

Get the fuck over it.

Anonymous said...

Can I sense a little jealousy?

Anonymous said...

I think she is incredibly beautiful and cool. The reason why she wears missoni all the time is because she is her mother's muse. if i had the opportunity to wear missoni dresses all day i would too. and might i add, that you are calling margerita missoni boring when you write blogs at 8 23 in the morning? you sound pretty exciting yourself.

Anonymous said...

HAHA anonym rocks and is exactly right.
I love Margherita and wear the same style of cloth (not Missoni, more St. Vinnies).

The G Manifesto said...

she still looks pretty fly

iman said...

people talk about peace all the time. they talk about ending the war.but will we ever live to see peace if we cant even achieve the simple things in life..we are far from peace believe me.

some people dont live for fashion but just appreciate fashion.. why dont we tolerate each other and accept them for their good qualities. maybe she's(magherita) good in maths and playing dress up is not her thing. even though how fashion is a powerful influence in her family it doesnt mean she has to be good at it, she can be a surgeon if she wants!..i think people need to realize that life isnt just all about fashion..its about making connections with each other..its about loving life.so y dont u start doing that now..love one another..stop hating..we all have flaws.we work on them and not work flaws into others.we are what we love..so start loving life! peace

Anonymous said...

she doesnt only wear missoni she wears whatever she likes. i believe she has a great fashion sense and there is nothing wrong with missoni fashion. who are you to judge anyway?

Anonymous said...

god, where do i begin?! interesting that the two comments really defending "missoni" and attacking the author of this blog are both posted anonymously.

first of all margherita's actual last name is maccapani. she used missoni instead to agressively social climb in the most desperate manner, because new york is the only place where socialites (read fauxalites) are so void of any pedigree and fortune, that they would actually hype a desperado like "missoni", heiress to a completely outdated italian knitting company. how come they have still not gone bankrupt in this dire economy?

concerning her hideous fashion choices? my thought: she can't afford balmain and alaia .. neither money, nor figure wise ;-)

further good old marge is education and mannerless. she beats people up (and we're talking punching them to a pulp with her fists). she does not even hold a bachelor's degree. the acting does not seem to have gone anywhere, because margherita is as close to talent-free as it gets.

margherita missoni is further apsychotically jealous, attention/fame whoring crazy stalker person. she obsesses over countless guys that she stalks in hope of tricking them into a brief fling when they are drunk out of their minds. despite the tripping on lsd and occasional deliberate throwing up, marge has a rather unfortunately shaped chubby body, with really stompy, stucky legs. she also did not shave her armpits until her earlry twenties ... haha how could i forget about that!

you're unfuckable marge! nobody wants you! go back to italy already!

xoxo

oh and yes, i'm a major hater .. haha! but truth needed to be told