...You have to rationalize fashion decisions on your blog.
"Why I Bought Skinny Jeans (Even When The Trend Is Almost Over)"
#1. They were $5.
#2. I plan to wear them in the "I'm flaunting the fact that I'm thinner, prettier and able to pull off more daring fashion choices than you, so why don't you just crawl back into your mother and hide there because you'll never be as good as me" way.
So you see? It's practically a political decision we're making here, not a fashion one. Because when a pair of fucking jeans can say something as snarkily eloquent as that, you know they're the right pair of jeans for you...