Friday, July 21, 2006

You Know You Suck When...

...You have to rationalize fashion decisions on your blog.
"Why I Bought Skinny Jeans (Even When The Trend Is Almost Over)"
#1. They were $5.
#2. I plan to wear them in the "I'm flaunting the fact that I'm thinner, prettier and able to pull off more daring fashion choices than you, so why don't you just crawl back into your mother and hide there because you'll never be as good as me" way.
So you see? It's practically a political decision we're making here, not a fashion one. Because when a pair of fucking jeans can say something as snarkily eloquent as that, you know they're the right pair of jeans for you...

6 comments:

Jane said...

where the crap did you get those for $5?

missy-j said...

wow, absolutely no rationalising is needed when buying an item of clothing that costs only $5!!!

Isabel said...

I got them for $5 at a discount store called Winners, a place that sells designer/brand name clothing for cheap. They were on sale from their original $35 price tag and I couldn't resist!

Dilemma said...

Whoa. It figures we have nothing like that in my city. Everything is OVERPRICED to say the least.
Oh, and Pssst I linked you back :D

buttonsandstars said...

Wow, yeah. I would most definately buy those for $5!! Yeah the trend may be nearly over, but you're gonna get your money's worth anyway, even if you don't wear them for that long.

Danielle said...

I am LMAO, Isabel.

Cheap, hot, and political. You fucking rock.