If fashion is a dream, then this was a grotesque nightmare. I actually had to conceal my fear by laughing out loud at a most inappropriate time. The apocalypse may be nearing. It was a girl wearing a SKIRT over top of STRIPED LEGGINGS that were over top of SWEATPANTS??? How can anyone possible make that mistake, even if you are groggy in the morning. It was striped leggings over gray sweatpants topped off by a black skirt, if I may reiterate that. If anyone reading this ever has the urge to wear that combination, Godspeed you to a mental hospital.
I'm signing off now. The combination was simply too horrific to warrant any more words.