Sunday, March 11, 2007
Imitation is the sincerest form of brainlessness. I am having a custom cream lace babydoll dress made for my Prom. Who is touting cream lace babydoll dresses as the cool new thing to wear for Prom? Teen freaking Vogue. Teen Vogue is clearly employing thought police that steal my ideas while I'm sleeping. I've been dreaming of the dress for years now. I'm surprised Teen Vogue took so long to drill that obvious desire out of my head. Soon they'll be publishing the contents of my underwear drawer without my permission. This "Big Brother" is creeping me out. Oh yeah, and if I catch you wearing a cream lace babydoll dress to YOUR Prom, I'm going to punch you out.