OMG! I M LIEK SOO COOL!!! Who knows if I've ever mentioned human cloning on this blog or not, but I have sure as hell mentioned fashion cloning. Instead of heading off to a sunny location this March Break, I've been forced to take in-class driving lessons. There's a row of four girls who sit in front of me and they all look the same. They are all wearing sweatpants, "birkenclogs"/Uggs, a polo shirt and have messy hair. The picture to the right can't even compare to the clods of hair that have been bobby-pinned with reckless abandon littering the top of her head. It's painfully obvious they have never set foot in a store that isn't called American Eagle, Hollister or Abercrombie & Fitch. They're the popular girls, right? Ummm, no. Their faces are definitely not attractive, their collective style is awful and their personalities are the worst. They think that I'm a snobby freak because I came into class wearing a leopard-print coat and red lipstick! Next March Break, I should teach a course on fashion. I bet these girls would sign up in, like, a heartbeat. Once I started teaching, they wouldn't know what hit them.