I went to my cousin's wedding on Saturday and realized how unattractive the human race is. It shouldn't matter if you have flabby arms and a flat ass, you don't need surgery, just find something you look good in.
HINT: Don't wear a bright floral polyester dress you bought 8 years ago. It looked bad then, it looks bad now.
HINT: Don't put on your New Balance running shoes once the dancing starts.
HINT: Wal-mart is not the place du jour for dressy-casual outfits.
Doesn't that sound like a good idea?