Tar-jay Cou-ture

My dad is going to Tampa, Florida for a "vacation", and no "vacation" is complete without some souvenirs. That is why I asked him to go to Target and pick me up something. I have never been to Target, only their website. It is only fair that I should pay homage to the pioneers of cheap-chic by wearing something from them.
Souvenir Choice #1: If the Go International lines are anything like Viktor&Rolf for H&M, there will be nothing left from the Proenza Schouler collection. But it's still shown on the website, so I'm keeping my hopes up for a purple pencil skirt.
#2: I think this Proenza Schouler shirt is fantastic. I need a new white button-up, and I would be mighty grateful if the button-up I end up getting is this one. Lazaro + Hernandez=collective genius.
#3: This Isaac Mizraahi tote kind of looks like a Stam bag, but not enough for it to be a cheap knockoff. Plus, if anyone says it looks like a Stam knockoff you can say "It's Mizraahi, not Marc Jacobs". That'll shut them up.

#4. Another Mizraahi purse. It's not quite a cool as the previous, but hopefully at least one of the previous three items will be available for purchase so I won't end up with this purse as a present. #5. Mizraahi white dress. I would love a white dress for summer! I would prefer a Proenza Schouler purple pencil skirt, but a cute dress might have to suffice.