A terrible epidemic has been going on for much too long in the wardrobes of men. It is... the type t-shirt. Why wear a slogan that only proves you're more of an asshole than I already thought you are. I don't care if 'Beer is the only reason why you get up afternoon', if you think 'Homosexuals are gay' or if you can 'Drink Me Pretty'.
Call me a Republican, but I vote NO on 69 shirts.
If you advertise the fact that you never do laundry, you are guaranteed to never get a girlfriend who lasts longer than one night, guaranteed.
Now. Reedeem yourself with a nice graphic t-shirt. It may not always make sense, but it at least it hides an incoherent intelligence level.
Healthy eating is sexy - know your food groups!
I don't know what the hell this shirt is trying to tell me, but it sure looks good in the process.
Okay, perhaps there is an exception to the type t-shirt rule. As a Hebrew school dropout, I would know that staying in Hebrew school is a good idea. The Jewish-man graphic is also adorable!
All t-shirts courtesy of the Urban Outfitters men's t-shirt department.