I forgot to mention, I asked for a hair trim on my bon and it ended up looking like...
Spider Webb from the Horrors!!!!
Okay, just kidding. That would ruin my life. But my hair is sort of in an ear-length bob now instead of a chin-length bob. It's very Art School Confidential, hopefully not bordering on dyke-y. Think Anna Karina (pictured below, stolen from stupidcupcake), not Spider Webb.
I could only wish to look as hot as she does with the same hair, though.