If I ever met this man, it would be the most cathartic day of my life. (Face Hunter, you really do have the knack!) The fact that someone is still rocking that hair restores my faith in humanity. If we really want to deconstruct the hair, it looks like a seriously exaggerated version of Steve Urkel's hair. Let's now discuss Urkel's status as a renegade fashion icon? Please? Stripes, plaid, suspenders and high-waisted pants have each weaseled their way into my heart and seeing them worn altogether reduces me to a state of bliss.