I shall fondly refer to todays outfit as the "batshit-crazy" look. Stange animal sitting atop my head? Check. Gratuitously un-fashion tie-dye? Check. Garish 1980s cardigan? Check. Loving that sequin detail!
In my defense, I wore the hat and the winter boots because the sky was emitting this poor excuse for snow that just ended up being really wet once it hit the ground. What do meteorologists call that? Oh yeah, they call it dumb.