I bet you're probably wondering why I'm not wearing pants. Have I gone insane? Do I desperately want to be featured on the next installment of "Don't Show-cha Your Chocha"? Nay nay, friends. Jean shorts are here to save the day, not to mention my dignity.
It's not much of an outfit (literally), but who needs one when you're busy reading The Great Gatsby, knitting, eating pie and just being a bum in general.