Disturbing true fact: I have been wearing this dress non-stop every day for the past four days. It seamlessly transitions me from shifts at work to silly parties, and makes for some cozy pajamas too. Seriously. The horizontal stripes work well with the faux-French persona I've been acting out lately, y'know with my french braid and all. Developing a crippling cigarette addiction and listening to jazz (instead of Her Jazz) is one step down on the list.