Hallowe'een, Hallowe'en, the most magical time of the year! A time for unabashed sugar consumption (check), outrageous outfits often called "costumes," decorative gourds and parties galore.
I thought that I had my Hallowe'en costume for this year under control. I planned it almost a year in advance and all I needed to do was purchase a used Insane Clown Posse t-shirt from eBay, face paint then I would be totally set and ready to be a JUGGALO.
However, I dropped the ball and totally forgot about the eBay part. Now it's too late for me to order a t-shirt because it won't arrive in time for All Hallow's Eve! Last night I was racking my brains to come up with an equally repulsive costume idea, and then it came to me... TOMMY WISEAU!
The Room, then you haven't lived. All I need is to wear black and find a long scraggly black wig, sunglasses and run around yelling "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISAAA!!!!!
PS - Next week I'm in Toronto covering Fashion Week for Worn Fashion Journal! I will be attending most of the shows promise to think of clever, witty things to say about them for your reading pleasure.